'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

How does a vagina luk before sex?

Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.

And after sex?

Have u ever seen Santa’s face after he drinks lassi?

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A Bengali lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile…

Moral:
Combodia’s
national fruit is Banana
and
India’s national business is
Chutia banana

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BJP : Congress is corrupt.

Congress : BJP is corrupt.

AAP : BJP & Congress both are corrupt.
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Common man : The Porn Video I downloaded is corrupt

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Javed Akhtar: Bhaiyya milf dena.

Bhaiyya: Kya?

Javed Akhtar: Pleaf ek phacket milf dene ki ghuftaaki karo, lafz ko samjho maafarchod.

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Virat Kohli should play till his 50 as he has no career as a commentator. Because “Bhenchod ne kya shot mara hai” is not acceptable.

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Lulli aur Zubaan Mein Samanta:

1. Dono Mein Haddi Nahi Hoti.

2. Dono Par Kabu Rakhna Mushkil.

3. Dono Se Laar Tapkti Hai!

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संता: किसी महान फिलासफर ने कहा है!
मर्द की ताकत का अंदाजा उसके जोर से नहीं होता, लड़की के शोर से होता है!

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