'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Ek baar ek aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha… uski wife ne… naa chaahte hue bhi use jaane ki permission de di.


Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha… jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur 12 condoms ka ek packet dekar boli: Jaanu, ise rakh lo, agar dil kare toh…”


Husband: Nahin darling, iski zaroorat nahin padegi.


Wife: Rakh bhi lo na jaanu, kahin mann ho gaya kuch karne ka toh ?

Aadmi khush ho jata hai aur sochta hai, “Waah kya biwi mili hai!”


Achaanak uski wife awaaz de kar usko phir bulati hai aur kehti hai, “Ruko, usmein se 2 mujhe de do… kahin mera mann ho gaya toh…”


BC Trip C

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College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe



Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola



Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon”



Pappu Kameene Pan Se Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega“

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Boy: I want to be in a relationship.


Girl: It’s okay but under one condition.


Boy: Which one ?


Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.


Boy: That’s okay, I also have my condition.


Girl: Which one ?


Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!


Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye… Arre I was kidding jaanu…

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Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.



Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Ball Dikhane Wali Hai”



Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”



Banta: “Kyu?”



Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

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