'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.


Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?


Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waLi ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.


Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?


Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.


Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?


Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka…

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Banta comes home unexpectedly{having forgotten his wallet}. He finds his 6 year old son Kukkoo, peeping into his bedroom{eyes glued to the keyhole}. Upon seeing his dad, Kukoo breaks down and starts crying

Banta: “Bete Kukoo, kya hua?” {Son, what happened?}

Kukoo: {points to the Bedroom} “waaaaaaaa dadddy…… padose wale Uncle” {the neighbor}

Banta frantically knocks on the door. Mrs Banta opens the door {in a state of near undress}. Smelling a rat, Banta starts searching the room. He looks under the bed, in the closet, in the bathroom….and finds his neighbour standing behind the curtains STARK NAKED.

Banta: {Slapping Neighbour} Saale

continue ….

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Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?”

Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai”

Banta: “Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai“

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Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.

Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?”

Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Tha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal Leti Thi”

Tab Pati Machis Kholkar Dekhta Hai To Uss Mein Se Teen Dane Rajma Ke Niklte Hai. Soch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hai.

Phir Puchta Hai: “Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”

Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“ 😀

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Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Bechra Ache Tarike Se Chudai Nahi Kar Paaya



Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha



Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“



Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“

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