You know you’re fore ….
You know you’re forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part!
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Category Archives: Adult SMS Jokes
Sex without condoms ….
Banta: Why is the ma ….
Banta: Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?
Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it – it’s wrinkles go away.
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Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it – it’s wrinkles go away.
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Two Pathan couples d ….
Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?”
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After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?”
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Mary went to the doc ….
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
“Do you wash?” the doc asked the rank young girl.
“Oh, yes”, Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible.”
“Well”, the doc concluded, “Go home and wash, Possible!”
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“Do you wash?” the doc asked the rank young girl.
“Oh, yes”, Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible.”
“Well”, the doc concluded, “Go home and wash, Possible!”
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A little Test to fin ….
A little Test to find out the way you think:
Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
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Did you read the pen is in my mouth?
No you didn’t. Pass it on, you cock sucker!
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Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
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Did you read the pen is in my mouth?
No you didn’t. Pass it on, you cock sucker!
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Women should have eq ….
Women should have equal rights to men.
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It would be awesome if women were allowed to walk around with their tops off! :thinking:
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It would be awesome if women were allowed to walk around with their tops off! :thinking:
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