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On `Vidai`(the departure of the bride after a Hindu wedding), a brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read,
`Goods once delivered, shall not be taken back`!!!!


The groom not be left behind instantly writes back,
`Guarantee voids if seal is broken`.

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A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”


The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!


Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.


Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.


We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.


As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!”

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Alicia was married to a male chauvinist(patriotic). They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman`s work.

But one evening Alicia arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers.

She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on. It turned out that Tom, her husband, had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren`t so tired from having to do all the housework in ad

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A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.


“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”


“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”


The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over.


The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a blow job!”


“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”


The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.<br

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This 70 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.

Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

He watches her awhile then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”

She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”

She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 70 year-old ass?”

She says, “Well, your name never came up.”

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The newly-married daughter-in-law demurely told her mother-in-law, “Mum! I want to know about the customs here.”

The mother-in-law said, “Yes Yes, go ahead!”

“How many months after marriage are babies delivered here?” the daughter-in-law enquired.

“Why ? after nine months,” told the mother-in-law, struck by her daughter-in-law`s innocence.

“But,” declared the daughter-in-law, “At my father`s place, they do it after six months, and for the first time, I shall follow their custom.”

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Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.


Teacher: What’s wrong?


Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Johny are you sleeping?’ Then I say, ‘No,’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”


Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.


The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.


Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?


Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my m

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