'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Santa: I am all for women’s rights.

Banta: That’s new to me. But still how?

Santa: They actually get a choice between a “School Girl” or a Nurse’s outfit when I’m horny!

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Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his own fingers, palm and hand.

Banta: Why this madness?

Santa: Oye, this is foreplay before masturbation!

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Santa: Why do prostitutes charge per hour?

Banta: Dunno! Why this question?

Santa: I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?

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Jeeto and Santa see a hot girl.

Jeeto: So big, aren’t they?

Santa: Yes!

Jeeto: Are they artificial?

Santa: I think natural.

Jeeto: Earrings and Natural?

Silence…

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Q: Did you hear about the two gay judges?

A: They tried each other.

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A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage…

My question is,

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“Where are they?”

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Wimbledon is a lot like Bollywood. Women may strut their stuff in short skirts, but in the end it’s all about the men.

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