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A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. “Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!”

“Good!”

“Now I also want you to take off my Bra.”

“Good…”

“Now can you take off my panties.”

“Very Good! Now, don’t let me catch you wearing them again!”

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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;

A kiss isn’t a kiss, without some tongue.

So open your mouth & close your eyes;

And give your tongue some exercise.

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You know you’re forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part!

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Sex without condoms is magical… a baby appears and father disappears!

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Banta: Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?

Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it – it’s wrinkles go away.

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Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.

After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?”

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Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.

“Do you wash?” the doc asked the rank young girl.

“Oh, yes”, Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible.”

“Well”, the doc concluded, “Go home and wash, Possible!”

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