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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?


The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions’.


‘Onions?’


‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, ‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’


The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear, a man goes

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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”

Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn`t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question.

His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she`ll float to heaven.”

Johnny thinks that`s neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny`s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,

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When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed…

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My name,

My address,

My phone number.

Everything!

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