'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Wife: Ek baat bolun???


Husband: Haan yaar, bolo…


Wife: Maaroge to nahi?


Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?


Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin….?


Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga…, baat toh batao.


Wife: Main pregnant hun.


Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it’s a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???


Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi…

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A mother in law said to her son’s wife when their baby was born, “I don’t mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son.” The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said,
“I don’t mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy,
not a fucking photo-copier.”

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I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn’t thank me enough.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she
goes fucking nuts! Women, I can’t figure them out

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