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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.


“What`s that” he asked.


She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use hole in trunk of tree.”


Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”


She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.


“Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”


Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled ar

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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?”
“A bird,” the guy replied.


The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, “I don`t know. I was laying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I`m here.”


Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her “What did you do to that naked fellow?

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