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Boy: I want to be in ….

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Boy: I want to be in a relationship.


Girl: It’s okay but under one condition.


Boy: Which one ?


Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.


Boy: That’s okay, I also have my condition.


Girl: Which one ?


Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!


Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye… Arre I was kidding jaanu…

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A man walks into a b ….

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman, Banta, charges him Rs 25. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.


After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and Tandoori Chicken. Banta charges him Rs 50.


After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, “That was the best chicken I’ve ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him.”


“No problem,” says Banta. “He’s upstairs with my wife.”


“What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” asks the man.


“Probably the same thing I’m doing to his business down here!”

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Positive Orgasm: O y ….

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Positive Orgasm: O yes, oh yess, yess!


Negative Orgasm: O no, oh noo, noo!


Spiritual oragasm: Oh God, oh God, I’m comin…


Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi.. Nahii.. Nahiiinn!!!


Rock ‘n’ Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby.


Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey… F**k me hard… Yeahh Babby… come on…


Grand Maratha Orgasm: Aai Ga. aayi aaayi… Aaayiii gaa!!


Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy!!!


Gujju Orgasm: Oh Bhagwan… mari gai… mari gai… aaahh!


South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo… Aaiiyo… Aaiyayyo!
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