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10. He can open your blouse by himself.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.

6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.

4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.

3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”

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A hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the three grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of night-caps.


One questions the other two, “Look it’s our wedding night and I was wondering how many times are we expected to… um… you know…. do it!”


The other two look blankly at him, then they all delve into a conversation about whether the usual once is enough, or should they go for twice, as its a special occasion! Anyway they decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea that over breakfast they’ll discuss what went on.


Suddenly one of

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