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Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate into New York.

Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of for so long; the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, the Rockettes, and others. Eventually, they make their way to Coney Island.

As they stroll down the beach, taking in all the newness of America, they see a very large billboard that reads: “HOT DOGS,” with a big arrow pointing down to a little hot dog stand. Being hungry and seeing that having an American hot dog

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Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, “How have things been going?”


Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, “I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd”


Banta says in amazement, “Hey; you don`t stutter any more.”


Santa, ” Y..ee.sss, I ww..e..nn..ttt to a ddd.o.c.ttt.o.rrr. aa.n.ddd h.ee t.oo.l.dd mm.e t.h.aa.ttt i.ff I s.pp.e.a.kkk.. s.ll.o.w.ll.yyy I w.i.llll nn.o.tt sss.t.u.t.t.e.rrr


Banta congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.


Ww.e.lll mm..y fff.i..a.n.c.eee a.n.dd I ww.e.r.e ss.i.

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A father and his three beautiful blonde daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the bell boy minded his own business and ignored the girls.
While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and says,
“If you don`t do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry.”
Fearing for his life, he did it with her. Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too

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