Category Archives: Adult

Santa, who had been ….

Santa, who had been away on an official trip in a small town, got a message from his company that his trip has been prolonged for an extra month.


He was already getting bored with the town. It seemed as if they rolled up the streets and turned out the lights by ten o’clock and over the course of the extra month he was getting very homesick. Finally, he gave in to temptation and visited the local brothel on the outskirts of town.


He entered and handed the madam thousand rupees and requested, “Can you give me the worst performing, most lethargic, disinterested whore in the house.”


The madam says, “Well yes, but for this kind of money,

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A blonde completed f ….

A blonde completed four weeks of dental restoration with the dentist.


She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist and she was going to propose to him.


Her friend said, “You’re beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?”


“Because,” explained the blonde, “he is the first man that ever said to me ‘SPIT, don’t SWALLOW’.”

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Two five year old bo ….

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn`t have any skin on it!”.

“I`ve been circumcised.”, the other replied.

“What`s that mean?”

“It means they cut the skin off the end.”

“How old were you when it was cut off?”

“My mom said I was two days old.”

“Did it hurt?”, the kid asked inquiringly.

“You bet it hurt, I didn`t walk for a year!”

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