Pappu: Wanna come ov ….
Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don’t you like pizza?
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Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don’t you like pizza?
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Category Archives: Adult
Ek Baar Santa Ka Dos ….
Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.
Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“ 😛
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Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“ 😛
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Little Johnny is vis ….
Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm.
He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: “Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow.”
Granddad informs Johnny that he won’t tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cow.”
A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cows.”
Granddad says to Johnny: “I’m pleased to hear that after my with you a few weeks ago you
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He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: “Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow.”
Granddad informs Johnny that he won’t tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cow.”
A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cows.”
Granddad says to Johnny: “I’m pleased to hear that after my with you a few weeks ago you
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A girl was toweling ….
A girl was toweling her wet pussy.
She enjoyed it very much
and started rubbing it vigourosly
until the pussy cried ‘meow’ and ran away.
Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it’s time to clean your thoughts!
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She enjoyed it very much
and started rubbing it vigourosly
until the pussy cried ‘meow’ and ran away.
Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it’s time to clean your thoughts!
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Woman is the dominan ….
Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman’s attention.
-Camille Paglia
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-Camille Paglia
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Mr Chu from China & ….
Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?
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Two old drunks were ….
Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
“By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.”
“So”, says the second drunk, “What’s your point?”
“Well”, says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”
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The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
“By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.”
“So”, says the second drunk, “What’s your point?”
“Well”, says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”
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