The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: “What part of the human body increases to 10 times it`s normal size when excited?”
Jessica responds: “That`s disgusting! I don`t have to answer that question!”
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: “That`s easy…the pupil of the eye.” “That`s correct, Johnny. Very good!”
And turning to Jessica, she says: “I`ve three things to say to you, young lady… first, you didn`t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you`re in for a big disappointment!”
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