'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Most common chat on facebook:

Boy:”hey

(after few seconds boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)

Girl:”hey hi

(aa gaya kamina)

Boy:”hows u.. ??

(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)

Girl:”I’m fine

(puch to aise raha hai jaise hospital me admit hu)

Boy:”bf hai ??

(kamini sub ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)

Girl:”kyu batau ??

(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)

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The pados waali auntis are the Real World Whatsapp, telling the whole Mauhalla where someone was last seen at.

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page ki reach itni jyada ghat gyi hai ab toh lagta hai ki ek hi

option bacha hai,

kisi kadak ladki photo post karke caption kardu ‘batao main

kaisi lagg rahi hu…?’



Kasam se bheed ho jayegi.

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She: Have a good day..!



Me: No thank u I like Parle G more..! ?



*Blocked* =))

*forever alone*

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Boy- Lets meet.

Girl- Where ?

B- Wahin jahan koi aata jaata nahin..

G- Areh baby batao na Kahan ?

B- WeChat pe.

*Blocked on Wechat too*

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She: hey

Me : hello

She : may i ask something?

Me : yes sure

She : r u single?

Me : nah triple

She : r u kidding?

Me : arre pagli fb pe bacha thode hota h…. milna padta he

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She: Do you like me ?

Me: Kyun? Tum Facebook status ho kya?

*Blocked*

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