'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

1 Pinjre me kuch Totey 1 Toti ko ched rahe the…

Jabki dusre pinjre me 1 Tota puja aur dusra Tota Namaz pad raha tha,

Maalik ne socha “kitne nek Tote hai, inke pinjre me Toti ki ijjat safe rahegi.”

Usne Toti ko nek Toton k pinjre me daal dia.

Toti k aate hi puja karne wala Tota bola:

“Utho Khan Sahab dua Qubool ho gayi…

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Apna Kya Hai Bhai!!

Jo Dost Pyaar Se Daaru Ka Bill Bhar De…..

Bus wahi apne liye “Santaclaus” hai..

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Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki Government Ne Scheme Chalai.

Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”

Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.

Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”

Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.

Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”

Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Ta

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai…

gar gar gar gar…

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai…

gar gar gar gar…

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!

Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, b

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2 bacho ki maa tisri baar shadi kar rahi thi.,

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Fero k wakt uska chota bacha Pappu rone laga,











To…



Maa boli:Chup ho ja,Warna agli bar nhi laaongi!

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Golden Words:

Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski Pehli

Grlfrnd Ki Wajah Se Hoti Hai

Aur Uski Baki Grlfrnd Uski

Kamyabi Ki Wajah Se Hoti H

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Gambhir- Hey Virat,

Tammanah Accepted My

Friend Request.

What About Yours??

Virat- Bc, Chhote Bhai Ka

Ghar Tod Raha Hai..:/

Mai Teri Complaint Sir

Ravindra Jadeja Se

Karunga.

In between Rajat Bhatia

Came:-

Abe Bc Tum Dono Aise Hi

Ladte Rehna , Tamannah

Already Sir Ravindra

Jadeja Ke Sath Date Pe

Gayi Hai..:p 😀

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