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Dhoni: How Famous u r…??

Sir Jadeja : Whole world knows me.

Dhoni: Obama knows u..? Give proof.

Then, Sir & Dhoni went for Obama’s house.

Sir: stand here at the gate, i’ll take Obama in balcony nd show u.

Dhoni: ok.

Sir comes with Obama and waved Dhoni frm balcony.

Aftr sometime, Sir bahar aye

toh

dekha, Dhoni behosh pada tha,

hosh

me aane k baad Sir ne reason

ussay pucha..

Dhoni: Ek American aaya tha,

and

asked me, ‘WHO IS THAT MAN

WITH
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Isku advance kaama bolte –

Ek Farm house me kitte ki ghode rehte usme se ek ghoda bimaar ho jata maalik veterinary doctor bulata



doctor:ye ghode ku infection ho gaya, teen din dekhenge agar sahi ho gaya to thik hai naito maar dena padta nai to dusre ghodon ku b infection ho jaata..



ghode ka pakka dost ek bakra rehta une idea se poore baatan sunl eta..abb jaake ghode ku bolta



Bakra:mama tumaku teen din me maar dete bolre yaaro nakko karo aise uth k bhaago.



lekin ghoda nai uthta



do din later..



Bakra:Arey uthjaa re bhai e

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Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?


Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.


Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.


Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??


Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya… Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai… Phir India Gate jayenge.

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That awkward moment when Arbaaz Khan realizes that his wife eats Chaini Khaini.

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SPECIALLY MESSAGE FOR GIRLS..!!

Instead of finding the right man,

concentrate on becoming a right

woman. 😛

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Ladkiyo ke pas scooty honi chahiye dosto

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Paidal to wo dimag se bhi hoti hain ;));p

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