'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at

mid-nite

.

Girl: – Hello Dear

.

Boy :- Haan ji

(aa gayi maa ki

aankh

pakaane)

.

Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?

.

Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal

raha hoon )

.

Girl : – bataao na..?

.

Boy :- kuch nahin dear

( aadhi raat ko kya karte

hain..! )

.

Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi

socha

chalo call kar loon

.

Boy– achha kiya

(kamini kal Of

continue ….

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Santa Aur Banta Dono Theke Par Baith Ke Daaru Pee Rahe The.



Santa Har Ek Peg Ke Baad Jeb Se Kuch Nikaal Kar Dekhta Aur Phir Jeb Mein Daal Leta.



Banta: “Oye Ye Tu Baar Baar Kya Dekh Raha Hai Jeb Se Nikaal Ke?”



Santa: “Oh Yaar Biwi Ki Photo Hai, Jab Sunder Lagne Lagegi To Iska Matlab Chadh Gayi Hai?”

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Girl who has put her status “baby doll mein sone di” on whatsapp cannot be trusted 😛

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Teacher : Which is D Best

Month to Study ?

:

:

Student :

Octembruary.

.

.

Teacher : Dont

Be Silly Der is No Such

Month.



Student : Xactly. 3:)

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