'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

New Congress Slogan :



Abki Baar……..

Antim Sanskaar..

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Chief Minister Ne Ek Din Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Apne Secretary Se Puchha.



Chief Minister: “Yaar Jab Se CM Bana Hoon, Meri Maa Ko Hichkiya Bahut Aati Hain”



Secretary: “Ji Sir, State Mein Bijli Jaate Hi Log Aap Ki Maa Ko Hi Yaad Karte Hain“ 😀

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Dupatta was invented in India,

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so that

women can cover their face and avoid

detection by family members,

when

roaming on a bike with their boyfriend… 😀

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Sunny Loene at shooting –

Ufff Kitni Gharmi Hai…

Aise Lag Raha Hai Kissi Bade Fan Ke Niche Jaake So Jaau !!!

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Me : Mam, Main Aapka Bahut Bada Fan Hu…!!

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In India Only 10% girls are playing cricket, hockey, tennis,

badminton,

chess, etc!



Remaining 90% are busy in playing with”Jaanu”.

janu kaha ho ?

janu kya kar rahe ho ?

janu kab aaoge ?

janu u love me na ?

Janu muje ye chahiye.

janu movie chale.

Janu ye kya hai ?

Janu u miss me na ?

Janu kuch to bolo ?

Janu i miss u.

janu yeh

janu wo

Janu kuch nahi.

“JAAN LE LO JAANU KI”

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Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli.

Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”

Majnu Bola: “Haan”

Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche Dekha To Boli.

Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”

Majnu Bola: “Haan, Main Majnu Hoon”

Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Kaha.

Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”

Majnu Bola: “Haan-Haan, Kamini Main Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe Tatti Karne Degi Ya Nahi“ 😀

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