'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

bas yahi sochke din kat jaata hai , aur raat aa jati hai ki

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raat ko internet fast chalega ..

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Son: Purani films dekh raha hoon..



Dad: Kiski film hai



S: Sunny Loene ki



D: Kahan se seekha yeh sab..



S: IIN se.. Idea Internet network.

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Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.



Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?



Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.



Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?



Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??



Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??



Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.



Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?



Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???

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Me: Papa pulsar le lu?



Dad: SHARMA JI KE BETE KO DEKHA? KABHI DEMAND NAHI KARTA.



Me: Bhaag ke shadi karli usne.. Demand karna sikhaya hi nhi..:-D

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