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Ultimate Thought Of William Sexfear For All Beautiful Girls.

“Be With Someone Who Spoils Your Lipstick Not Your Eyeliner.”

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Customer: Tumhari Sweet Ki Shop Hai. Tumhara Khane Ka Mann Ni Karta?


Pappu :-Karta To Hai

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Par Papa Rasgulle Gin K Jate Hai

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Isliye Bas Chus K Rakh Deta Hu…. 😛

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Me – “Maa! Kyu na ek Kutta paal le ??”

Mom – “Tu pal raha hai,wohi bohot hai!!”

*Cries*

*Barks*

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Mummy kehti hai jab tu ghar par hota hai tab

phone chodta nahi.

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Or jab bahar hota hai to phone uthata kyu nahi 😀

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Job Tum Bimar Hote ho



Gf – “You ok?”



Mom – “TAKE THIS THIS & THIS ALSO THIS”



Friends – “AIDS k mareez door reh, apni bimariapne paas rakh kAmIne” 😀

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