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The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, “I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.’


The Lord said, “Indians

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Drunk and driving

Nitin & Manoj Daaru pee k ghar ja rahe the.

Tabhi Manoj chillya – Nitin, Deewar …Abe samne dekh deewar hai ….deewar… dhadaaaaam!

They hit the wall.

The next day in the hospital Manoj asked Nitin – You r good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you?

Nitin answered him: – Gaadi tu chala raha tha sale bevde..!!!
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