'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

On FACEBOOK :- AnGeL NiShA, PwInCeSs Ria and

PaRi Shehzadi.

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In REALITY :- Mummy, kapde dho diye hai. Ab to

thodi der ‘Kampyutar(/Computer)’ istamal karne do. Please.

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NEW BLOCKED PJ’s



Boy : Whats your Name??

Girl: Palak and you

Boy: Paneer

*BLOCKED!!!*

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Girl : Hello i am khusbu

Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa

agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila

de

**blocked**

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Boy:hi, wats ur name??

Girl: its Neha Singhal.

Boy: oh. . M also Single.

*blocked*

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Girl: What’s Up?

Boy: Uttar Pradesh…

*gets blocked*

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Girl : tu soya hai…??

Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!<br

continue ….

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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqwest Aai…….

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….Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya….!!!

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Timeline:



Girl1: Cancelling My All Upcoming Trips,

Scared To Fly Now in planes nowdays



Girl2: Awww Me

Too didi.



Chat:



Girl2: Market Chale didi?



Girl1: Paidal Chalte Hai, Rikshe Ke Paise Nahi

Hai Be…!!! 😀

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Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat

Conversation:

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Boy:”Hey!

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Girl:”What ??

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Boy:”Hi

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Girl:”Bye!

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Boy:”Why ??

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Girl:”Didn’t heard What I Said??

Get Lost!

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Boy:”Okay As you Wish!

But I Wanna Say Something to

You!

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Girl:”What ?? Say Fast, I don’t have

Time!

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Boy:”*Laughing*

If I Ever Wanted to Commit a

Suicide,

I’ll Definitely Jump fr

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ab yaar itna girls k liye post krta hu 😛

ek post boys k upar 😛



Difference between real boys n fb ones



1) real name:-keshav,bhimrao,yogendra,lokendra

Fb:-rocky,smarty,yogi,smarty



2)bachpan se lekar ajtak kbhi apne family ko gm wish nahi kiya hoga but friendlist mein add har bandi ko personally gm wish karenge:P



3)real mein toh padhtey hai nhi but fb par last nyt we did group studies likhkar ek pic zarur sem se pehle update karenge:D bhale lyf mein bicharo ne books dekhi bhi na ho:P



4)pura din ghar par soye rehne par bhi status dal

continue ….

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jb koi friend bahut time baad fb pe aata h

to

old friends k comments is tarah hote h..

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abe tu zinda h.

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itne din kha tha be

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jail se kb chuta kamine….

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gf ki shadi me gya tha kya ….

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friends kabhi nhi sudhar skte.

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