'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

NEW BLOCKED PJ’s



Boy : Whats your Name??

Girl: Palak and you

Boy: Paneer

*BLOCKED!!!*

.

Girl : Hello i am khusbu

Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa

agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila

de

**blocked**

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Boy:hi, wats ur name??

Girl: its Neha Singhal.

Boy: oh. . M also Single.

*blocked*

.

Girl: What’s Up?

Boy: Uttar Pradesh…

*gets blocked*

.

Girl : tu soya hai…??

Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!

*Gets Blocked Instantly*

.

Girl: I’m free tommorow!

Boy: pehle kya paid thi??

*GETS BLOCKED*

.

Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.

Girl: waha kya karenge??

Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.

*blocked*

.

Girl : see ya!

Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!

Blocked*

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Girl: Have a Good Day….

Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G

more…

*BLOCKED*

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Girl: I need some Space.

Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi’s

forehead.

*Blocked*

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Girl puts up her status :” waiting for

CHENNAI EXPRESS “…

Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?

*Blocked*

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Boy- Thank you

Girl-My pleasure

Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar

*Reported as spam*

*Blocked Forever*