Jeeto: What did you ….
Jeeto: What did you learn at school today?
Pappu: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
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Pappu: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
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Category Archives: Jokes
Interviewar: what is ….
Interviewar: what is ur qualification?
Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.
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Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.
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A rich man was tryin ….
A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.
The poor man replied, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”, and walked away.
The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.
The poor man said, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”.
On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.
The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.
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The poor man replied, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”, and walked away.
The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.
The poor man said, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”.
On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.
The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.
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Ek bar rajnikant ne ….
Ek bar rajnikant ne ek cooking
champion me hisa liya
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Unhe to jitna hi tha
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Sochie rajnikant ne finale me kon
si diss banai hogi :-
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Sochie
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Lal mirchi ki mithi khir . . . .! !
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champion me hisa liya
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Unhe to jitna hi tha
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Sochie rajnikant ne finale me kon
si diss banai hogi :-
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Sochie
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Lal mirchi ki mithi khir . . . .! !
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Wanting to lose weig ….
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.
The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method.
The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds!
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The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method.
The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds!
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Google took my memor ….
Google took my memory. Twitter my friends and now spell check is busy f**king my spellings!
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There was a mine in ….
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar.
“Hey bartender” said the Engineer, “I`ll have a beer and pour another one for my friend down at the end there.”
The bartender responded, “I`m sorry sir but that guy`s a communist and we don`t serve his kind around here.”
“Well, you`d better because if it weren`t for that guy, I wouldn`t be here. You remember that mine that caved in, well I was in that mine and so was that guy. When the last of us were escaping, he held the roof
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“Hey bartender” said the Engineer, “I`ll have a beer and pour another one for my friend down at the end there.”
The bartender responded, “I`m sorry sir but that guy`s a communist and we don`t serve his kind around here.”
“Well, you`d better because if it weren`t for that guy, I wouldn`t be here. You remember that mine that caved in, well I was in that mine and so was that guy. When the last of us were escaping, he held the roof
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