'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

After Drinking:

Men talk unnecessarily,Become emotional,Drive badly,Stop thinking,Fight 4 nothing,…..



Women can do all dis without Drinking…!!!



Natural talent you know .. 😛

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A Boy Swallows 3 Coin While Playing.

Father See This And Starts Beating On Boy’s Back.

Boy Vomit 2 Coins But One Was Still Inside.

Father Shouts: “Help! Help! Help!”

A Woman In A Business Suit Saw It & Comes To Them.

She Pulls Down Boy’s Pants, Hold His Testicls (Goti), Squeezes & Twist Them Gently Then Tighter.

Boy Screams In Full Of Pain & Cough Out The Last Coin.

Father To Lady: “Thank You Very Much, How Did You Know All This Stuff, Are You A Doctor?”

Woman: “No, No….. I Am With Bank Loan Recovery Department.“

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Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya.


Budha ladki se bola: Sorry…


Ladki: Andha hai kya….. Dikhta nahi hai… Is umar mein bhi ye sab… Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!!


Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi, ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya.


Ladka: Sorry…


Ladki, sharmaate hue, “Koi baat nahin. it’s okay!!!


Wo budha uncle ye sab dekh raha tha. Woh agey bada aur ladki se pucha: MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??

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Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined
to track down the father to extract revenge.


“Was it my friend Banta”, he demanded.


“No !” his weeping wife replied.


“Was it my friend Ramta then?” he asked.


“No !!!” she said even more upset.


“Well which one of my no good friends did this then?” he asked.


“Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?” Jeeto snapped.

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A man walks into his doctors office and is sitting in the waiting room waiting his turn to be seen by his doctor. A casual aquaintance sits down next to him and sturring asks “W w wahat are y y you d d doing hhhere?”
The man replies “I`m waiting to see the doctor.”
“W w why d do yyyou wwant to sssee him?”
The man replies, “Well if you must know, I have a prostate problem.”

“A ppprostate pppproblem, wwwhat`s ttthhat?” the man asks.

“Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk.”

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