'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Dad:” Give me ur Mobile for a Minute..

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Son:” Wait dad, Let me Switch it on..

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Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete,

Phone call Received delete,

Delete, Delete, Delete,

Memory Card Format..

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. Son:” Here it is..

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Dad:” Thanx I Just want to see the time..

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Son:” Daaaad.

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Dad: “I Want you to marry a girl of my choice.”


Son: “No.”


Dad: “But the girl is bill Gates` daughter.”


Son: “Ok, I am ready to marry.”


Dad Goes to Bill Gates.


Dad: “I want your daughter to marry my son.”


Bill Gates: “No”


Dad: “My son is the CEO of The World Bank.”


Bill Gates: “Then Ok”


Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.


Dad: “Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank.”


President: “No!”


Dad: “He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates.”


Pres

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John was on his way to work. He got on his bus and sat down. After a while there is a small bump.

John; “What was that?”

Driver; “It was a cat”

John; “Why did you run it over?”

Driver; “Well it was either that or swerve into the tree at the side of the road and kill us all!”

John; “Oh, fair enough”

A little farthur down the road the bus swerves suddenly and a bigger bump shakes the bus.

John; “What was that!!?”

Driver; “It was a dog”

John; “Why did you run it over?”

Driver “I couldn`t help it, I tried to swerve but I hit it by accident”

John; “That`s

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