I said to a fat girl ….
I said to a fat girl today, “You’re a big girl!” She replied, “Tell me something I don’t know.” I said, “Salad tastes good.”
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Category Archives: Jokes
Facebook is a brilli ….
Facebook is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel… and misinterpret what other people mean!
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Pappu: Ma’m, why did ….
Pappu: Ma’m, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head?
Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
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Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
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Banta: If a lion att ….
Banta: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your wife, whom would you save?
Santa: The lion, of course!
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Santa: The lion, of course!
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Alcohol is like the ….
Teacher: Pappu, you ….
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can’t sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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Babli: Mama, Pappu b ….
Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me.
Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!
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Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!
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