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Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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Girls are funny creatures.

They hate it when you ask their age;

But will kill you if you forget their birthday!

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Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?

Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do!

Pleaseee…

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Banta: My wife drives me to drink.

Santa: You’re lucky. I have to walk!

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Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn’t you give her the road?

Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted!

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