Teacher: How does bl ….
Teacher: How does blood reach yr brain?
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the EMPTY SPACE.
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Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the EMPTY SPACE.
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Category Archives: Jokes
Girl: I love you! S ….
Woman has man in it, ….
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
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Preeto: How do u kno ….
Preeto: How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Jeeto: Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
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Jeeto: Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
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To have a lovely life
Tᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ʟɪғᴇ,
Eɪᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Tʀᴜᴇ Lᴏᴠᴇʀ Gʀᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ Aʟʟ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅs,
Oʀ, Oɴᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Tʀᴜᴇ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ Rᴇᴀʟʟʏ Cᴀʀᴇs,
Mᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ Lᴏᴠᴇʀ… 🙂
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A programmer was smoking
A programmer was smoking (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_ ̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅( )ڪے~
A Lady said,”Can’t you see the warning! Smoking is injurious to health!”.
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He replied “We bother only about ‘ERRORS’ not ‘WARNINGS’!!!
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Kanjoos(Miser) lawyer
Kanjoos(Miser) lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India . Dear Sunita Darling, I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation. Your loving husband, Tuna His wife replied.. TINKU KE PAPPA,
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