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Santa calls at the a ….

November 2, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

Santa calls at the airport, “How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi?

Receptionist: 45 Minutes, Sir!

Santa: Only that much! Thanks, I rather walk then spend so much on the air fare.

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Preity Zinta launchi ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Preity Zinta launching a tea brand

“PREE-TEA”

which will fiercely compete with

“NESS-CAFE”

Take your pick – Tea or Coffee!

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SMS Jokes

Chess is the only ga ….

November 1, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband…

The poor King can take only one step at a time;

While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

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Marriage jokes

Steve Jobs’ last wor ….

November 1, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Steve Jobs’ last words:

Dear Punjabis,

Please note that

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iPill is not our product

and

iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

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This new TV show “Ba ….

November 1, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

This new TV show “Bachelorette India” of Mallika Sherawat is far better than her movies.
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At least, One can change the TV channel when the show is on air!

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Two soldiers were ha ….

November 1, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

1st Soldier: Why did you join the army?

2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?

1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

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Marriage jokes

The new disaster tra ….

November 1, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

The new disaster training code:

Whenever Asaram says HARI OM, the female devotees should HURRY HOME!

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SMS Jokes

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