When I was born I go ….
When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
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Monthly Archives: November 2014
Why did God make vag ….
Why did God make vaginal infections?
So that women also realise what it’s like to live with an annoying and irritating cunt!
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So that women also realise what it’s like to live with an annoying and irritating cunt!
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WARNING: Drinking a ….
Why does doggy style ….
Why does doggy style become so popular among couples after 10-12 yrs of marriage?
Simply bcoz, in that position, she can read her book and he can watch TV!
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Simply bcoz, in that position, she can read her book and he can watch TV!
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Sex is like bridge: ….
Sex is like bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-Charles Pierce
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-Charles Pierce
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The true sign of int ….
If you read this mes ….
If you read this message, you owe me a Hug;
If you delete it, you owe me a Kiss;
If you save it, you owe me a Date;
If you reply to me, you owe me “All of the above”.
But if you ignore, you are mine!
So plan your move accordingly!
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If you delete it, you owe me a Kiss;
If you save it, you owe me a Date;
If you reply to me, you owe me “All of the above”.
But if you ignore, you are mine!
So plan your move accordingly!
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