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Monthly Archives: November 2014

Banta: Why is the ma ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Banta: Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?

Santa: Because whoever, whenever, wherever rubs it – it’s wrinkles go away.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Two Pathan couples d ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.

After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?”

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Adult SMS Jokes

Banta: My wife drive ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Banta: My wife drives me to drink.

Santa: You’re lucky. I have to walk!

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SMS Jokes

Friend is a ship, it ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Friend is a ship, it sails over tough waters.

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Happy Friendship Day

Policeman (after the ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn’t you give her the road?

Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted!

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SMS Jokes

If you have lost som ….

November 2, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

If you have lost something, it will be in the last place you look for it!

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Nice Lines

Santa standing on th ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don’t think that is going to help.

Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

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SMS Jokes

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