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Monthly Archives: November 2014

Lulli aur Zubaan Mei ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Lulli aur Zubaan Mein Samanta:

1. Dono Mein Haddi Nahi Hoti.

2. Dono Par Kabu Rakhna Mushkil.

3. Dono Se Laar Tapkti Hai!

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Adult Hindi SMS Jokes

I’m starting to thin ….

November 2, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later!

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Whatsapp, Facebook Status

Saif: My dil goes hm ….

November 2, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm…! My dil goes hmmmmmmm….! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm……!! My dil goes mmmmmmm…..!

Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis…?

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SMS Jokes

Meanwhile in Punjab: ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Meanwhile in Punjab:

Doctor: Yeh Goli ‘Tongue’ ke Niche Rakhna.

Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?

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SMS Jokes

A peach is a peach, ….

November 2, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

A peach is a peach,

a plum is a plum,

a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue,

so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

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Flirting SMS

On Valentine’s Day, ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

On Valentine’s Day, I’m thinking about the special ways u have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things.. Ur kindness, the way U always listen & pay attention to me. U make my world brighter n richer. U’re a gift to me, & I thank U for being U.

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Happy Valentines Day

No one rises suddenl ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

No one rises suddenly in the world, not even the Sun.

Good Morning!

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Good Morning/Night/Day

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