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Monthly Archives: November 2014

A lakh time, hate me ….

November 27, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

A lakh time, hate me;

A thousand time, avoid me;

A hundred time, criticise me;

A ten time, make fun of me;

But just one time, love me!

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Love SMS

I am still shocking ….

November 27, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

I am still shocking people today, and I don’t know why. Is it because I’m a woman talking about sex and men? One magazine said that no one writes sex in the back of a Bentley better than Jackie Collins.

-Jackie Collins

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Adult Quotes

Logon Ne Kaha Ki Mai ….

November 27, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Logon Ne Kaha Ki Main Sharabi Hoon,

Maine Kaha Unho Ne Ankhon Se Pilaiee Hai.

Logon Ne Kaha Ki Main Ashiq Hoon,

Maine Kaha Ashiqi Unho Ne Sikhaiee Hai.

Logon Ne Kaha Tu Shayar Dewana Hai,

Maine Kaha Unki Mohabbat Rang Laiee Hai.

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Love Shayari

Eid-ul-Adha is an Ei ….

November 27, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Eid-ul-Adha is an Eid of sacrifice;

And commitment of Allah’s orders.

May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life!

Eid Mubarak!

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EID Mubarak

When the solution is ….

November 27, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

When the solution is simple, God is answering.

-Albert Einstein

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Quotes

The first ever “Cord ….

November 27, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

The first ever “Cordless Phone” created by God is a ‘Prayer’.

It never loses its signal and one has never to buy it or recharge it. Moreover, it can be used anytime and anywhere…

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Spiritual

Man to Doctor: Every ….

November 27, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!

Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me..

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WHICH PUB?:p =D

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Adult Hindi Jokes

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