Anyone can catch ur ….
Anyone can catch ur eyes, but it takes someone special 2 catch ur heart.
Happy Valentine`s Day
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Happy Valentine`s Day
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Monthly Archives: November 2014
Friends may be old; ….
Friends may be old;
Friends may be new;
Real friends are very few.
So whenever you are feeling lonely;
Remember someone somewhere is thinking of you!
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Friends may be new;
Real friends are very few.
So whenever you are feeling lonely;
Remember someone somewhere is thinking of you!
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Teacher to pappu :- ….
Teacher to pappu :- What is Number Seven, Even or Odd.??
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Pappu :- Even
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Teacher :- How can you make seven even??
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Pappu :- Remove the S
Hehehe thoko lyk intellignt pappu k liye
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Pappu :- Even
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Teacher :- How can you make seven even??
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Pappu :- Remove the S
Hehehe thoko lyk intellignt pappu k liye
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The fear of having, ….
The fear of having, seeing, or thinking about an erect penis is called ‘ithyphallophobia’.
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Girl goes on date .. ….
Girl goes on date ….
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worried mother gives her c@ndom
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girl laughs , hugs mother & says :
yehi soch to badalni hai maa,
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I’m dating with julie, so give me muli
😛
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worried mother gives her c@ndom
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girl laughs , hugs mother & says :
yehi soch to badalni hai maa,
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I’m dating with julie, so give me muli
😛
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Wife caught Husband ….
Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed pistol at her husband.
Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi’s autobiography last night My Experiments with Truth. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.
Wife: What was the result?
Husband: I realised that I’m not a Mahatma!
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Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi’s autobiography last night My Experiments with Truth. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.
Wife: What was the result?
Husband: I realised that I’m not a Mahatma!
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A woman accompanied ….
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the n
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He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the n
continue ….
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