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Monthly Archives: November 2014

Wife: If I die first ….

November 17, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession.

Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day.

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Marriage jokes

In Switzerland, ever ….

November 17, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

In Switzerland, every house has to have a mandatory Nuclear Shelter, where a person can survive for 3 months.

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Facts

A mind could remembe ….

November 17, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

A mind could remember someone for a while;

On feet, we could walk easily for a mile;

A new fashion won’t forever be in style;

But having you as a friend would forever be worthwhile!

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Happy Friendship Day

Ladkiyaan Itna Kam K ….

November 17, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Ladkiyaan Itna Kam Kyun Bolti Hein?

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Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho, Joke Toh Uppar Hai!

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Hindi SMS Jokes

A fat electrician wh ….

November 17, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?

Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai

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Adult Hindi SMS Jokes

Beauty is ageless, L ….

November 17, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Beauty is ageless, Love is boundless;

Heartbeats are countless, a friend like you is brainless!

Oops! Shameless!

Sorry Useless!

Shit, what’s the right word?

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Oh yeah, Priceless!

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Happy Friendship Day

An intelligent man w ….

November 17, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

An intelligent man will open your mind;

A handsome man will open your eyes;

A gentleman will open your heart

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Quotes

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