Monthly Archives: December 2014

SUPER FADU JOKE …M ….

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SUPER FADU JOKE …MUST READ



Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz

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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki

hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala……

Doctor: “Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad aayiye”.

(1 week baad)

Old Lady:”Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di….??

Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai”

Doctor:”Good..! ­ ­ Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai….

Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge..:p:D

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Chodumal Khan Sahab ….

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Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Mushayara Mein Aaj Ki Generation Ko Samjhte Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya.



Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,



Waah Wah Waah Bhai Waah



Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,



Jeena Hai To Paani Ban Ke Jiyo, Kam Se Kam Kisi Ki Gand Dhone Ke Kaam To Aaoge.

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Santa is driving up ….

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Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!”

Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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