Monthly Archives: December 2014
Imagination and fict ….
Divorce is still ill ….
Divorce is still illegal in the Vatican City and the Philippines. You’re not allowed to get a divorce!
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Santa is standing, p ….
Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says “Stop that and put it away!”
Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As the cop turns to go, the drunk Santa starts laughing
“Okay, what`s so funny?” asks the cop.
“Fooled you.” says Santa, “I put it away, but I didn`t stop.”
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Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As the cop turns to go, the drunk Santa starts laughing
“Okay, what`s so funny?” asks the cop.
“Fooled you.” says Santa, “I put it away, but I didn`t stop.”
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What’s the biggest p ….
What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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A woman was having s ….
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive, She told her lover, stay like statue and Don’t move.
Husband, “Who is this?”
Wife, “This is a robot I bought to have sex, when you are travelling.”
Husband, “Ok, let’s have sex now.”
Wife, “No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period, So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 you.”
After she left the husband said, “Damn it I’m so horny, I will fuck this robot!”
He tried fucking.
The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way, “”SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOL
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Husband, “Who is this?”
Wife, “This is a robot I bought to have sex, when you are travelling.”
Husband, “Ok, let’s have sex now.”
Wife, “No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period, So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 you.”
After she left the husband said, “Damn it I’m so horny, I will fuck this robot!”
He tried fucking.
The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way, “”SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOL
continue ….
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Three nuns were talk ….
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father`s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!”
“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they asked.
“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.
The third nun fainted.
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“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father`s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!”
“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they asked.
“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.
The third nun fainted.
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