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There’s a few guys w ….

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There’s a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work for a drink.


One Friday, Jeff showed up late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp… Then he turned to Bob and said, “Times are getting tough my friend, I mean, just today my wife told me that she’s going to cut me back to only two times a week… I can’t believe it.”


At which point Bob put his hand on Jeff’s shoulder and said reassuringly, “You think you’ve got it bad, she’s cut some guys out all together”

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“How was your golf g ….

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“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack`s wife Tracy.

“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight`s gotten so bad I couldn`t see where the ball went.”

“But you`re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don`t you take my brother Scott along?”

“But he`s eighty-five and doesn`t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.

“But he`s got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on.

Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Do you see it?” asked Jack.

“Yup,” Scott answered.


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