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Monthly Archives: January 2015

Pehle me bohat pares ….

January 12, 2015 Mangya Leave a comment

Pehle me bohat pareshan rehta tha bohat tanaav me rehta tha har waqt koi na koi tension rehti thi phir mene krk chutiya ka page like kiya phir kya tha pure din ki tension uski post par gaaliya de kar chu-mantar ho jaane lagi

Thanks krk bhopadi k meri pareshaniyo ko door karne k liye aise hi Chutiya rahiyo zandagi bhar lehen k bhode

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Adult Hindi Jokes

Santa(after watching ….

January 8, 2015 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Santa(after watching a boxing match): Crap, I am disappointed, it’s over in 2 minutes.

Jeeto: Good, now you know how I feel.

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Adult SMS Jokes

If there is a statue ….

January 8, 2015 Mandark Leave a comment

If there is a statue of a man on a horse and the horse has both of its front feet in the air, then the man died in a battle.

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Facts

Baba Saxidas Se Unke ….

January 8, 2015 Mangya Leave a comment

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha

Bhakt: “Baba Ladkiya Hamesha Phoolon Wali P@nty Hi Kyu Pahnti Hai?”

Baba Saxidas: “Bacha Simple, Taki Choot Se Badbu Na Aaye“

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Adult Hindi Jokes

There is a higher co ….

January 8, 2015 Sharad Leave a comment

There is a higher court than courts of justice and that is the court of conscience. It supercedes all other courts.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

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Quotes

A doctor was really ….

January 8, 2015 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

A doctor was really pissed off by the constant visits of Jeeto who wanted to lose some of her excess weight. She never showed any results as she couldn’t diet or follow the exercise plan.

Jeeto: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?

Doctor: Cut your head off.

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SMS Jokes

Tuhada Saya Banke Tu ….

January 8, 2015 Mandark Leave a comment

Tuhada Saya Banke Tuhada Sath Nibhawanga;

Tu Jithe Vi Jayegi Tere Piche Aavaga;

Saya Ta Chadd Janda Hai Sath Andhere Wich;

Lekin Main Andhere Wich Tuhada Ujala Ban Jawaga!

(Punjabi Shayari)

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Love Shayari

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