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Monthly Archives: January 2015

Galib ne apni padosa ….

January 3, 2015 Mandark Leave a comment

Galib ne apni padosan ko 9 inch ka saman dikhate hue arz kiya:

Maana k tum bebas ho par itni b nahi,

k pal do pal k liye is MEHMAAN ko

ander bula bhi

na sako.

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Adult Shayari

Arnold Sommerfield, ….

January 3, 2015 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Arnold Sommerfield, a theoretical physicist, was doctoral supervisor to 4 physicists who went on to win Nobel Prizes in physics, and academic supervisor to 2 others who also won. He himself was nominated 81 times.

Despite of his hard work, he was never able to achieve the big prize, and hence, died without a Nobel Prize.

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Facts

Santa touched Jeeto’ ….

January 3, 2015 Mangya Leave a comment

Santa touched Jeeto’s boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.

Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!

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Adult SMS Jokes

Old But Funny.. Pap ….

January 3, 2015 Sharad Leave a comment

Old But Funny..

Pappu darwaze ki bell bjane ki koshish kr Rha tha..

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1 buzurg ne dekha or bell bajadi or bola:” Beta Aur Kuch.. ??

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Pappu:” Ab bhag buddhe Pata nhi kis ka ghar hai…

Thoko Like pappu k liye

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Hindi Jokes

Deti ho to khada ho ….

January 2, 2015 Froopy Leave a comment

Deti ho to khada ho jata hai,

Rom-Rom jazbat ka!

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,

Ek bhi qatra sharab ka!

Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,

Balon mein phool gulab ka!

Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,

Intezaar uske jawab ka!

Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,

Guldasta Gulabon ka!

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,

Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka!

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,

Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka !! :p 😀

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Double Meaning Hindi Jokes

Never be the first t ….

January 2, 2015 Mandark Leave a comment

Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.

~ David Brown

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Quotes

Dad: “I Want you to ….

January 2, 2015 Mangya Leave a comment

Dad: “I Want you to marry a girl of my choice.”

Son: “No.”

Dad: “But the girl is bill Gates` daughter.”

Son: “Ok, I am ready to marry.”

Dad Goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: “I want your daughter to marry my son.”

Bill Gates: “No”

Dad: “My son is the CEO of The World Bank.”

Bill Gates: “Then Ok”

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.

Dad: “Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank.”

President: “No!”

Dad: “He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates.”

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continue ….

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Jokes

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