Q: What did the blon ….
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?
A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.
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A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.
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Monthly Archives: April 2015
Isku advance kaama b ….
Isku advance kaama bolte –
Ek Farm house me kitte ki ghode rehte usme se ek ghoda bimaar ho jata maalik veterinary doctor bulata
doctor:ye ghode ku infection ho gaya, teen din dekhenge agar sahi ho gaya to thik hai naito maar dena padta nai to dusre ghodon ku b infection ho jaata..
ghode ka pakka dost ek bakra rehta une idea se poore baatan sunl eta..abb jaake ghode ku bolta
Bakra:mama tumaku teen din me maar dete bolre yaaro nakko karo aise uth k bhaago.
lekin ghoda nai uthta
do din later..
Bakra:Arey uthjaa re bhai e
continue ….
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Ek Farm house me kitte ki ghode rehte usme se ek ghoda bimaar ho jata maalik veterinary doctor bulata
doctor:ye ghode ku infection ho gaya, teen din dekhenge agar sahi ho gaya to thik hai naito maar dena padta nai to dusre ghodon ku b infection ho jaata..
ghode ka pakka dost ek bakra rehta une idea se poore baatan sunl eta..abb jaake ghode ku bolta
Bakra:mama tumaku teen din me maar dete bolre yaaro nakko karo aise uth k bhaago.
lekin ghoda nai uthta
do din later..
Bakra:Arey uthjaa re bhai e
continue ….
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Banta ko ek Lawaris ….
Banta ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila. Woh us bandar ko Police Station le gaya aur pucha ki iska kya karun?
Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.
Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.
Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??
Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya… Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai… Phir India Gate jayenge.
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Inspector ne kaha Isko Zoo le jao.
Next day Inspector ne Banta ko Bandar k saath bus stop per dekha.
Inspector: Arre tum isko Zoo nahi le kar gaye..??
Banta: Kal gaye the Sir, khub ghoome, bada maza aaya… Aaj Qutub minar jaa rahe hai… Phir India Gate jayenge.
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That awkward moment ….
We pay for the viole ….
Only trust someone w ….
Only trust someone who can see these 3 things in you:
The sorrow behind your smile;
The love behind your anger;
And the reason behind your silence.
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The sorrow behind your smile;
The love behind your anger;
And the reason behind your silence.
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