Monthly Archives: May 2015
An X-ray specialist ….
An X-ray specialist was briefing his new assistant about breast shadows. He told him that women’s breasts come in three sizes:
Ping Pong
Ding Dong
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King Kong!
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Ping Pong
Ding Dong
and
King Kong!
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Sorry may have becom ….
A man decides to tak ….
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.
The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.
She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the frozen seat, and they go.
When they get to the doctor’s, the man lifts his wife’s coat to show their predicament.
The man asks, “Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?”
“Well, yes,” the doctor replies, “but never framed.”
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The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.
She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the frozen seat, and they go.
When they get to the doctor’s, the man lifts his wife’s coat to show their predicament.
The man asks, “Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?”
“Well, yes,” the doctor replies, “but never framed.”
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A person isn’t who t ….
A person isn’t who they are during the last conversation you had with them – they’re who they’ve been throughout your whole relationship.
~ Rainer Maria Rilke
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~ Rainer Maria Rilke
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1 Ladki ko Chai bana ….
1 Ladki ko Chai banani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,
Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo Kmino.
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Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,
Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo Kmino.
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It’s good to have mo ….
It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.
~ George Horace Lorimer
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~ George Horace Lorimer
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