Monthly Archives: June 2015

Little Johnny was wa ….

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Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.

Panicked he started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop being bad!”

Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!

He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop swearing AND being bad!”

Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled

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These four gents go ….

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These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
“My son,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He`s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift.”
The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
“He`s so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift.”


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