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Monthly Archives: July 2015

CA ki wife: Suniye ….

July 22, 2015 Froopy Leave a comment

CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.

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Adult Hindi Jokes

Q: What’s the differ ….

July 22, 2015 Sharad Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and a magician’s wand?

A: A Magician’s wand is for cunning stunts.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Newton ki Girlfriend ….

July 22, 2015 Sharad Leave a comment

Newton ki Girlfriend :
Aaj me kaisi lag rhi hu ?
Newton : Tan C / Sin C
Gf : What ???

Newton : Tan C
————–
Sin C

SinC / Cos C
= ————————-
SinC

1
= ————–
Cos C

= Sec C

Gf : Wow !.!

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Jokes

I use to be fucking ….

July 22, 2015 Froopy Leave a comment

I use to be fucking stupid, but then we broke up…

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Adult One Liners

Before Retirement: S ….

July 22, 2015 Mandark Leave a comment

Before Retirement: Sara desh

Tendulkar ka fan. <3

After Retirement: Desh “Sara

Tendulkar ” ka fan. Thank You Sachin 😀 😛

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Hindi Jokes

Sex is an instant cu ….

July 22, 2015 Froopy Leave a comment

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being

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Adult Facts

Optimism and stupidi ….

July 22, 2015 Froopy Leave a comment

Optimism and stupidity are nearly synonymous.

~ Hyman G. Rickover

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Quotes

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