Monthly Archives: April 2016

This is dedicated to ….

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This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will eventually become seniors.


“WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!” the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.


“Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY!!!”


There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, “Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either.

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Ek baar ek aadmi BAN ….

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Ek baar ek aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha… uski wife ne… naa chaahte hue bhi use jaane ki permission de di.


Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha… jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur 12 condoms ka ek packet dekar boli: Jaanu, ise rakh lo, agar dil kare toh…”


Husband: Nahin darling, iski zaroorat nahin padegi.


Wife: Rakh bhi lo na jaanu, kahin mann ho gaya kuch karne ka toh ?

Aadmi khush ho jata hai aur sochta hai, “Waah kya biwi mili hai!”


Achaanak uski wife awaaz de kar usko phir bulati hai aur kehti hai, “Ruko, usmein se 2 mujhe de do… kahin mera mann ho gaya toh…”


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