तू जिंदगी को जी..
तू जिंदगी को जी,
उसे समझने की कोशिश ना कर ..
चलते वक़्त के साथ तू भी चल,
वक्त को बदलने की कोशिश न कर ..
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उसे समझने की कोशिश ना कर ..
चलते वक़्त के साथ तू भी चल,
वक्त को बदलने की कोशिश न कर ..
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Monthly Archives: May 2016
One fine day, a bill ….
One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog.
Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times.
The billionaire screamed at the killer, “Why did you do that?”.
The killer answered, “Your wife gave me $50,000 and said to “Go kill that son-of-a-bitch””.
The billionaire hugged the killer & said ……………… !!
“I don’t know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her.”
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Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times.
The billionaire screamed at the killer, “Why did you do that?”.
The killer answered, “Your wife gave me $50,000 and said to “Go kill that son-of-a-bitch””.
The billionaire hugged the killer & said ……………… !!
“I don’t know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her.”
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When ever I find a f ….
When ever I find a female driver in front of me, I do not know why I get “Chak de India” feeling….
Isne left ka indicator diya hai…yeh left mudegi…par nahin iska face toh right ki taraf hai….yeh right mudegi….par isney toh beech rastey main lipstick nikali hai….
Yah Khuda yeh toh break maregi!!!
😝😝
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Isne left ka indicator diya hai…yeh left mudegi…par nahin iska face toh right ki taraf hai….yeh right mudegi….par isney toh beech rastey main lipstick nikali hai….
Yah Khuda yeh toh break maregi!!!
😝😝
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Corporate joke: A M ….
Corporate joke:
A Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy…
Manager asks him: Didn’t you understand the Joke???
The guy replies: I resigned yesterday…
😝😝😝😝😝
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A Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy…
Manager asks him: Didn’t you understand the Joke???
The guy replies: I resigned yesterday…
😝😝😝😝😝
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Interviewer : tumko ….
Cognizant Method: hi ….
Cognizant Method:
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit however give them the same amount gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….
TCS Method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM’s method:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…
Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsit
continue ….
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hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit however give them the same amount gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….
TCS Method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM’s method:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…
Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsit
continue ….
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एक वीर प ….
एक वीर पति की कहानी…
बीवी अपने पति से :- कैसी लग रही हूँ मैं??
अभी-अभी ब्यूटी पॉर्लर से आई हूँ..!!
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पति :- बंद था क्या😜😝😂
😜😜😝😜😝😜😝😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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बीवी अपने पति से :- कैसी लग रही हूँ मैं??
अभी-अभी ब्यूटी पॉर्लर से आई हूँ..!!
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पति :- बंद था क्या😜😝😂
😜😜😝😜😝😜😝😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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